The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.

The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee.

The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

The Israeli will:

(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.

(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.

(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.

(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.

(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.

(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.

(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electrity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.

(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of eight billion dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.

(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee ’till the end of the century.

(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.

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Brazil, where hearts were entertaining june
We stood beneath an amber moon
And softly murmured someday soon
We kissed and clung together

Then, tomorrow was another day
The morning found me miles away
With still a million things to say
Now, when twilight dims the sky above
Recalling thrills of our love
There’s one thing I’m certain of
Return I will to old brazil

——

buat yg gak hapal ‘lagu kebangsaan’ brazil… biar bisa ngikut nyanyi kalo lagi nonton world cup :D

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YEAR: 1981   
1. Prince Charles got married.   
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe   
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.   
4. Pope died.   

YEAR: 2005   
1. Prince Charles got married.   
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe   
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.   
4. Pope died.   

In the future, if Prince Charles decides to remarry, somebody please warn the Pope!

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